DENTAL ONE liners.....

Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth

What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal