Saturday, August 14, 2010

Next Set of ONE liners.....

Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station


Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

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