Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."